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Doctor: There it is again. That itch. “Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down.”Ida: The urge to jump. Do you know where it comes from, that sensation? Genetic heritage. Ever since we were primates in the trees. It’s our body’s way of testing us. Calculating whether or not we can reach the next branch.Doctor: No, that’s not it. That’s too kind. It’s not the urge to jump, it’s deeper than that… it’s the urge to fall!

Doctor: There it is again. That itch. “Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down.”
Ida: The urge to jump. Do you know where it comes from, that sensation? Genetic heritage. Ever since we were primates in the trees. It’s our body’s way of testing us. Calculating whether or not we can reach the next branch.
Doctor: No, that’s not it. That’s too kind. It’s not the urge to jump, it’s deeper than that… it’s the urge to fall!

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 Setting up with Petra last week for somethin’ going up in October…

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 Setting up with Petra last week for somethin’ going up in October…

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One of the last books Kurt Vonnegut wrote was a collection of essays in which he portrayed a reporter, interviewing the deceased. This is the letter he wrote to NPR, pitching the idea.
“I say in speeches that a plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive, at least a little bit…” - Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007)
Listen to one of his interviews here.
-Liz

rompreroom:

One of the last books Kurt Vonnegut wrote was a collection of essays in which he portrayed a reporter, interviewing the deceased. This is the letter he wrote to NPR, pitching the idea.
“I say in speeches that a plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive, at least a little bit…” - Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007)

Listen to one of his interviews here.

-Liz

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